But you already knew that. The woman who made her fortune pimping out her children (literally – AMIRITE Kim and Ray J?) is doing interviews with anyone with a microphone talking about her daughter’s third (but hopefully not last – fingers crossed) trip down the aisle. And it’s such crap.
Kris was asked about Beyonce and Jay-Z being no-shows at the nuptials. She said “There was so much commotion and excitement, I never really gave that a second thought,” followed by “If you had been there, you would have thought that was the last thing on anyone’s mind.” Yeah, dry that out and you can fertilize the lawn. You KNOW she was pissed. And you KNOW everyone was talking about it. Kris also said that she used part of Jaden Smiths batman outfit (the white one he wore to the wedding) the day after. She didn’t have any shoes and she wasn’t going to wear her Giuseppe Zanotti’s (the horror), so she borrowed Jaden’s batman boots. Ugh. I hate her.
Lea Michelle is getting back on the dating horse, but her new man has quite a past. Seems that her new guy, Matthew Paetz, has a pretty well paying job. He’s a ho. Literally. He works as a gigolo. Yep, that kind. He’s been working for Cowboys4Angels a website that offers “male companionship” to lonely women and was featured on the Showtime program “Gigolos.” What’s it cost to spend time with our boy Matt? Well, the website claims he’s a “life coach, dating expert, and massage therapist” and for an hour of his time it will run you $350. A weekend is $6000 and a week is $17,500. No word on what she’s paying him.
And finally this morning, Lindsay Lohan – I’m giving up on you. She is currently in London and couldn’t be bothered to come home for her brother’s graduation. I mean, really? It happens once and you can afford the ticket. While Cody was matriculating, she was posting selfies. Lindz, I have been on Team Lohan forever, but you are making it really hard.
